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Friday, July 17, 2009

THIS IS WHAT I WANT MY PRIME MINISTER PORTRAIT TO LOOK LIKE
SEE BECAUSE I'LL BE WEARING A CROWN THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

3 comments:

grisom said...

I swear by all 12 gods that I will vote for absolutely anyone who goes around dressed like that. Your platform is to turn Canada into a fascist police state and have me, specifically, kidnapped and executed by hideous torture? SWELL! I AM STILL VOTING FOR THAT HEADPIECE.

Tezcatlipoca said...

I will paint your official portrait, free of charge, but you have to supply the head-dress.

umunmutamku said...

It's a good thing you threw that "I'll still vote for you even if your platform is to turn Canada into a fascist polite state" bit in there, gris. :)

Although I don't know if I'd call my agents "police," since their purpose is not the enforcement of law; and I don't know if I'd call it a "fascist state," since aside from the superficial similarity of there being a lot of cruel and arbitrary murder, my country is not enough like a "state" to warrant "fascist" or any other traditional political label... ...buuut there are limits to our vocabulary and that's a reasonable fit.

Note that I'm speaking in the present tense there: this is happening now (because I have obliterated linear time).

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