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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

TERRORIST COUNTRIES ARE ATTACKING THE INTERNET

This isn't foot dragging,this is being attacked by actual terrorist countries.The law says that only certain kinds of files can be used or transmitted on the Internet during web surfing.If all non authorized files were to be blocked that would be a perfect firewall.I think that both the United Nations and George press the attack button every day.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

spotted @ UCB

Friday, July 17, 2009

THIS IS WHAT I WANT MY PRIME MINISTER PORTRAIT TO LOOK LIKE
SEE BECAUSE I'LL BE WEARING A CROWN THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

Monday, July 13, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Happy Birthday Shauna!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Breaking Fast Serial

“Was it just that, at 12:46pm, that early modern Europe was simply the most conducive state for producing, what I suppose I would call, monumental art?”

“Art as a monument… I don’t know.”

“I suppose that we’re creating a lot now, and I would probably argue that those cultural documents that are of a truly monumental nature will survive one hundred, two hundred, years into the future.”

“Talk about a culture shift… John Lennon would be 66 this year… Ringo Starr is. When my kids are 13, and therefore at the age I was when I discovered the Beatles, then Ringo will likely be in his eighties… when Tommy Lee is 80…” *shudder*

“Man, the world is so decadent now… and the west, shamless. How else can you describe reality TV?”

Friday, July 3, 2009

FOR NATASHA I WALKED ON TIP TOES

ACT ONE

“ahhh, ahhh, ahhh,” Tearing up my lips with bonghits, it’s like learning to drive all over again. This is the emmy award winning episode, this is the face that broke the heart. Holy shit, I think she’s drunk all over again, somewhere, like, not understanding violence and rage, wanton destructiveness; a Kaliningrad oblast/the fucked up hyperreality of our commercial world—what will future anthropology tell us/say about us? If the first necessary step is to locate the work in some community in some known historical time and space… my community, my peers? No, I’m like the fucking israelities, such a powerful and conscious rejection of the community that you are forced to address it on its own terms. Well, one can only hope.

Time for me, boyee. Time such down cow with a straw, suck cow down, trapped in hyperbole, surreal, meaningless vacuum.

Just fucking zoning.

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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