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Friday, July 3, 2009

FOR NATASHA I WALKED ON TIP TOES

ACT ONE

“ahhh, ahhh, ahhh,” Tearing up my lips with bonghits, it’s like learning to drive all over again. This is the emmy award winning episode, this is the face that broke the heart. Holy shit, I think she’s drunk all over again, somewhere, like, not understanding violence and rage, wanton destructiveness; a Kaliningrad oblast/the fucked up hyperreality of our commercial world—what will future anthropology tell us/say about us? If the first necessary step is to locate the work in some community in some known historical time and space… my community, my peers? No, I’m like the fucking israelities, such a powerful and conscious rejection of the community that you are forced to address it on its own terms. Well, one can only hope.

Time for me, boyee. Time such down cow with a straw, suck cow down, trapped in hyperbole, surreal, meaningless vacuum.

Just fucking zoning.

6 comments:

Mattitiahu said...

Should we worship the golden calf or not? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CUSTOMS!!!

grisom said...

I think that you should worship the golden calf, but only if it's really awesome. Like, say it's got rockets or something. I'd worship a golden calf with rockets.

Tezcatlipoca said...

It depends on whether you're worshipping the golden calf as a personification of your ancestors, or worshipping it as a diety itself. EITHER WAY, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE AN ERECTION, YOU'RE GOLDEN... Stay golden Pony-boy, stay golden...

Mattitiahu said...

So a generative featural representation of our Golden Calf so-far:

[+] Golden
[+] Calf
[-] Pony
[+] AWESOME
[-] lame
[+] Rockets
[-] Dagon
[+] Erection
[-] Flaccid
[?] Deity
[?] Ancestors
[-] Male
[-] Female
[+] Hermaphrodite
[-] Submarine

grisom said...

Yesss!

grisom said...

Actually, though, I'm not sure where you got this [-] Submarine from and I must voice my disagreement on that particular point. Because hey, hermaphroditic deity/ancestor golden submarine calf with rockets! I think we're nearing perfection here. [+] Submarine all the way!

Next question: Can we construct a golden calf tableau? What are the constraint rankings here? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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