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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

honey, cock, ass, mouth

Honey in the ass, cock in the mouth. Cock in the honey, honey in the mouth. Honey in the ass, cock in the mouth. Cock in the honey, honey in the mouth.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Roots

New explanation for the dispersion of Indo-European (or at least portions of Indo-European): slavery. The Black Sea tradition of selling their own people into slavery is well known—indeed, ongoing. It strikes me as plausible that, for instance, the Greek language developed in Greece as the result of the massive importation of "Late IE"-speaking slaves from the Balkans and Black Sea by the "Lydians" and Tyrrhenians who previously lorded it over Greece (that the Mycenaean culture resulted from a shift in the balance of power onto the then-majority slave population).

Thursday, October 23, 2008

ALBUM COVER ALBUM COVER

from frostfirezoo

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

6:91

... Say: Who, then, revealed the scriptures which Moses brought down, a light and a guide for mankind?...

Say: God!

Then leave them to amuse themselves with foolish chatter.

Ḫurrrr

ḫr 'Syrian', transcribed in 1st mil. cuneiform ḫu-ra ḫi-ri 1st mil. > Coptic ϩⲁⲗ 'servant'

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Something Cool

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Zeno

The argument used to solve Zeno's paradox doesn't work on half-life, actually, because while in Zeno's paradox the runner crosses ever-smaller distances in an ever-smaller amount of time, with half-life an ever-smaller amount of the substance decays in an ever-constant amount of time. We say in mathematics that the series does not converge.

Friday, October 17, 2008

stop just trying to say something cool,

Talk about diversity/elaborating evolution/through avenues of temporality/lost in some ancient bazaar/carried off by caravans/smoke and dust/and cloth of fabulous elegance/becomes a gossamer shroud/a rose coloured lens/sparkling, and jeweled/the sounded of infinite time/slows the winds ceaseless howl/deserted by your people, your god/a god of wrath, and destruction/of murder, and hate/whose puritan prayer shawl/soaked in blood/surrender your life/embrace true belief, faith/our god is a lonely god/a father without a child/find the future/the sound of a long night/carrying secrets and words/promises, betrayals/the shah sleeps soundly tonight/we of the one true faith know well/the many roads that lead to hell/minarets by moonlight/the sound of an iridescent chant/learn to be one with god in his temple/the sight of sights so sickly sweet/an end, one day, to poetry/to life, to freedom, to art/and to the beautiful/may she outlive us all/preserved for all time/a record of our greatest achievements/have you heard the word?/Is this wisdom?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

HOW COULD I FUCKING NOT UPLOAD THIS?
I LOVE FUCKING COFFEE

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

ثلاثة

*does Aristophanes*

Just thought you guys might want to know that the verb "to jizz yourself" is ἐκμιαίνομαι, as in oimoi ma Di' alla proēn eksemiēnamēn "Jesus fucking Christ, I just cummed myself now" (n.b. my composition, not Aristophanes).

Him, to Me

I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR FUCKING WHITE PERSON MONEY

Monday, October 13, 2008

Fonts

Our illustrious friend umunmutamku has pointed out a page of fonts which the reader may find useful in appreciating our blog. In particular, if you download Analecta you should be able to read our date headers properly (they’re in Coptic).
'Indeed, some of them who are males do not consort with females, but corrupt themselves with their own hands and catch their corruption in their hands and so eat it, utilizing misrepresented scriptural evidence—namely, the passage "These hands ministered not only to me but also to those who were with me" and again, the passage "Working with your (pl.) own hands, so that you might be able to share also with those who do not have."'

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The yawning bone the yawning bone the yawning bone the yawning bone

a) 1 his argon his argon his argon of argon in ko'kkalo ko'kkaloy ko'kkaloy ko'kkaloy 1.1.1 b) wakefulness 1.1.1 of the argon ' kkalo kkaloy of ko ko ko kkaloy ' of ko the 1 ' kkaloy of one risoluto argon argon of the argon ' c) wakefulness 1.1.1 of argon ' ko kkaloy of ko of kkalo of ko kkaloy of ko ' the 1 ' kkaloy of risoluto of argon of argon of argon ' d) 1.1.1argons'kkaloy1' Argon of kkaloyko of ko of kkalonessrisoluto of argon of argon 'ko'kkaloykowakUf

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

واحد

Thursday, October 9, 2008

GOT NEEDS?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

polemics--EAT SHIT... murderers.

I think what the great "conservative" mass fails to realize, or is afraid to acknowledge, is that the reason we can have such a great life here in North America, with our "great set of values", etc. is because we are exploiting and oppressing the rest of the world. The rest of the world doesn't suck because they have different cultural values, it sucks because that's the only way we here in the west can sustain our lavish life of luxury. It's not just that the United States is oppressing various countries (and I made a list today--but just of atrocities committed since WWII) but it's the reasons behind that oppression that are so virulent. Other nations are not allowed, and allowed needs to be emphasized, to try and be "like us", because it is detrimental to our society to allow it. Imagine if we actually had to pay people in the third world a decent wage for their work, or actually allow them to reap the profits of their resources, the world economic system would become untenable, and in fact, the actions of the past month, or so, indicate that it has become untenable. The fact of the matter is, unless we start making hard sacrifices, we here in Canada and the United States will be forced into a position of social and economic subservience by, at least, China and India. It may not seem like it affects you now, but it will, and sooner than you, or anyone in North America, would like admit, and if we continue to destroy the environment it will only be exacerbated. Do you have any doubt that North America would be on the losing end of a military conflict with China, or even Africa? The fact of the matter is, environmental degredation continuing as it is, we will have no choice but to face such an armed struggle as crop failures across the old-world force the massive population of the great eurasian landmass to abandon their arid and un-cultivatable land in favor of the only viable arable land that will remain, namely, North America. This is why the position taken by the United States in international affairs is so deplorable, and if they continue to sow the seeds of destruction, violence and hatred to the rest of the world, then how will we possibly survive even the next 50 years, let alone the next hundred, or more? When we have spent a century raping and exploiting the world in the name of Freedom, Liberty, and Democracy, how can we dare ask for forgiveness, or mercy? Will we deserve it?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

That's what the man said

Ah, what a wonderful feeling to be free of hair! Various bits & pieces dangling in the breeze like small watermelons or oranges or something of that nature.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

kunnanit wedan pt. 2

13. Fellowship With Men (同人 tóng rén)
Fellowship with men in the open.
Success.
It furthers one to cross the great water.
The perseverance of the superior man furthers.
Heaven together with fire:
The image of fellowship with men.
Thus the superior man organizes the clans
And makes distinctions between things.
Nine at the top means:
Fellowship with men in the meadow.
No remorse.
49. Revolution / Molting (革 )
Revolution. On your own day
You are believed.
Supreme success,
Furthering through perseverance.
Remorse disappears.
Fire in the lake: the image of revolution.
Thus the superior man
Sets the calendar in order
And makes the seasons clear.

Frae "The Twa Dogs, A Tale"

It's true, they need na starve or sweat, Thro' Winter's cauld, or Summer's heat; They've nae sair-wark to craze their banes, An' fill auld-age wi' grips an' granes; But human-bodies are sic fools, For a' their colledges an' schools, That when nae real ills perplex them, They mak enow themsels to vex them; An' ay the less they hae to sturt them, In like proportion, less will hurt them.
Garçom.
Então, já escolheram? Que vão comer?
Sylvia.
Para começar, uma salada mista e uma canja.
Garçom.
E depois?
Sylvia.
Um lombo assado e um filé de peixe frito com batatas fritas, arroz e legumes para dois.

Don't Worry Mom .01

I'm afriad that I'm turning this into too much of an image blog.  fuck it, here's one of my favorite Les Edwards pieces.

DO YOU LOVE ME JAMIE STEWART?

kunnanit wedan

nu wattaru māḫḫan iyan?

Friday, October 3, 2008

CHRISTOS ANESTI

Thug Passion

This is a picture of a cat with bacon taped to it.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Death to the Infidel

nu KUR.KUR.MEŠ hūmanta nahsaraz harzi 'fear holds all the lands'
nu IGI-anda ŠA UR.MAH nahsarattan ŠA MUŠ-ya weriteman ka[... 'face to face, fear of lion and dread of snake'
nu-mu nahsarattan tasnumarr-a EGIR-pa DINGIR-YA pāi 'my god, restore to me aura and invigoration!'
(D)U-as karpin kartimmiattan nahsarattan sarāuwar tarmānun mitānun 'Stormgod's wrath, anger, fearsomeness, and rage I have nailed and secured with red wool'

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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