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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

GWB in Calgary

"The U.S. is blessed as an importer of hydrocarbons to have our major supplier in Canada. To put that in perspective, look at Venezuela as our major supplier," he said to applause. "
What GWB doesn't understand, possibly because he's either evil or retarded, is /why/ Venezuela isn't a good supplier to the US. Think of it as if Canada, the US, and Venezuela were all neighbors. The US needs oil from one of it's neighbors. Now, say you're Venezuela, and the US just keeps barging in, killing and raping your family members, and stealing all your stuff & money, and giving it to their rich friends. Would you want to give your oil to the US, or would you get up in front of the United Nations and start referring to the US as "The Great Satan"?
It's not that hard to figure out. If you kill, and rape, and steal from people, they are /not/ going to like you. Figure it out you retarded assholes.

1 comment:

Tezcatlipoca said...

"It's the risk-takers, not the government, that is going to pull us out of this recession," Bush said. "My message to policy-makers is don't substitute government for the marketplace. Don't become protectionist. I'm a free trader to the core."

It also bears pointing out, and doesn't dis-confirm my "evil or retarded" hypothesis, that the /reason/ we're in this financial crisis /at all/ is because of the "risk-takers" who sank billions and billions of dollars into the sub-prime mortgage market. Oh, and which president rushed through a $700b "stimulus" package that can no longer be accounted for? hmm, I wonder who it could be.
I can't /believe/ people would applaud this man. I guess it doesn't make one stupid to have simply attended such a gala dinner, but if you fall for this charlatan, /again/, then yeah, I say you have some pretty poor mental faculties (luckily for you, it's only your ability to use logic and reason that are dangerously impaired, and it's not like you /need/ those things to get by...)

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