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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Crack-Cocaine

So some of you may be a-wonderin' "Hey, what's with the new look?"

...and some of you may be wondering as well, "Wait, are you /not/ pushing the militant queer nationalist agenda?" 

I will address the first last and the second first, 
2. If you knew /anything/ about the Militant Queer Nationalist agenda, you wouldn't be asking this question.  It's kinda like being circumcised, once you've entered into the covenant of the Lords chosen people, you can't go back on it.  You carry it with you perpetually.

1. I will buy you crack.  I'm not kidding.  I will buy you crack-cocaine, but /only/ if you smoke it, and while smoking it, you allow me to photograph you doing it.  Maybe you'll also have to let me film it, and maybe I'll add some background music as well.  That's the deal.  Any takers?

2 comments:

grisom said...

I would almost take you up on that. Almost.

Tezcatlipoca said...

Bah! I'm not interested in /you/ doing crack, I'm looking to meet new people... (and, y'know, also not have to be around when they descend into addiction... but then again: base-slaves)

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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