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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Faye Mail!

<grisom> I just sent Faye Kane some fan mail in which I slyly directed her to our blog! She says she answers ALL emails.

...And she really does!


> Dear Faye,
>
> I randomly stumbled across your blog this weekend. You are really cool!
> I put a permanent link to your site from my band's blog
> (http://qadutu.blogspot.com/).

so THAT explains all my new traffic!

hey, thanx!

I'll go there now...

> You say you want to discuss the signature of the interval metric in special relativity.

..and we're doing it!

> But metric signatures are from general relativity! [NOTE: Not true! I'm dumb.]

how? [See? —G] Where in GR does a metric have a negative term?

> I've never really understood general relativity.

me neither. I only understand the universe to the extent that it's completely empty.

> Always been a big fan of imaginary time dimensions, though.

space is imaginary time, but I think it's more accurate to say that time is imaginary space.

Love,

--faye
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They call me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data-rated, triple X-rated, psychoactive, hyperactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus' dancin', pull down her pants and low-class, kiss-my-ass, underemployed, overjoyed, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge, screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, 'puter freq girl geek.

My profile and weblog: http://blog.myspace.com/fayekane

11 comments:

Miranda said...

She sort of advocates rape, you know.

:/

grisom said...

She advocates people raping her, not rape in general. Important distinction.

Miranda said...

But *she* doesn't make the distinction, so I don't think that there is one.

Miranda said...

Perhaps I should clarity: friendly civility is very dangerous!

grisom said...

I don't get it.

Miranda said...

I don't, either.

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendID=150103974&blogID=249290771&swapped=true

Miranda said...

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendID=150103974&blogID=272170988&swapped=true

Miranda said...

*shrug*

grisom said...

Hm.

Tezcatlipoca said...

uh, yeah, I'm at work right now, and for reasons that I assume are obvious, am not going to follow that link. What I would bring up is the meaning of the term "rape" when Faye uses it. It's a bit of a cliche now, but "you can't rape the willing", I feel like what she's advocating is /simulated/ rape, right?

grisom said...

Yyyeah that doesn't really apply to the links Miranda gave there.

I always just chalked those up to Faye having a bizarre sense of humour, but I can see your point.

Still, considering that she also has extremely detailed lists about what people are and are not allowed to do to her, I really don't think she means to encourage, uh, non-simulated rape.

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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