Monday, November 30, 2009
Sonic Youth & Dinosaur Jr. @ Terminal 5, NYC
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Maxin n Relaxin With the Fathers of Modern Physics
Friday, November 27, 2009
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR
A Poem
I am such a well-known poet these days that sometimes people I don't even know send me poetry, in hopes of getting my feedback. For some reason this one was strewn with hyperlinks, which was obviously some sort of typo* so I took them out. Other than that, I think that Ms. Alison Landy of Nicoasia, Cyprus is a remarkable poet, indeed perhaps even destined to become the Chaucer of the third millenium. Kudos!
Im at work right now, sitting in the office trying to take charge of my life.
I use Google alot whenever i dont know the answer to something and when ever im trying to find the next best thing.
And I believe this is it,
I found it
did all my research & cant wait to get home and tell my husband!
Take charge of your existence like everyone else
Leave your Lender Behind
Feel the pride of being remarkable
You can produce true dinero Constantly working
at home with google
And I believe this is it,
leave a message
Exit:
3 Athinodorou Street, 2025 Dasoupoli,
Strovolos, Nicoasia, Cyprus
* Possibly with one of those programs where you type one letter, like "y", and it translates it into something longer, like "YOUR MOM'S VAG".
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Dear National Iranian American Council,
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
A Quote For The Day
"I see," said Moist. "But it would appear, regrettably, that by giving our friend the relaxed and hopeful attitude toward life of, not to put too fine a point on it, a turnip, you have also given him the artistic abilities of, and I have no hesitation in using the term again, a turnip."
Monday, November 16, 2009
A Poem For The Day
(wherein I clarify the various significances of the days of our calendar)
Sophia, Sophia, let down your lion's mane
A cryin' shame if I'm not there to choose the Iron's name
—wait, who the fuck are you?—I fall as I reach to own it
Blinded by the light of the martyrs and the First of Paone
I found her by her singing, my mother and my lover,
Stranded in the desert sun like a mockery of John the Baptist
Gotta practice 'til I can crack and twist her mind
Install her in my kingdom beside me as the Queen of the Blind
Scrapbooker, Live at the Baby Seal Club
Friday, November 13, 2009
American Don
Awesome titles include:
1. "Fire Back About Your New Baby's Sex" – 4:42
2. "The Peter Criss Jazz" – 10:35
3. "Haven't Lived Afro Pop" – 7:34
4. "You Drink a Lot of Coffee for a Teenager" – 2:41
5. "Ones All Over the Place" – 9:00
6. "I Never Liked You" – 4:59
7. "Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate" – 5:35
8. "A Lot of People Tell Me I Have a Fake British Accent" – 5:23
9. "Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery" – 5:09
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Six Degrees
Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish
- I think that historians are talking nonsense, because they don't write their essays in Coq. — Umunmutamku
- LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca - Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
- We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
- You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
- Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
- There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
- Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
- Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
- Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
- READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
- Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
- We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
- Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
- A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
- talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
- The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon
A mature leader of unwavering ethics and indisputable authority.
Better than having cock-holes in the middle of your face.
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