Theology

A Quote For The Day

I have not come up with a poem but here, for the Day of the Turnip, is a Terry Pratchett quote:

"I see," said Moist. "But it would appear, regrettably, that by giving our friend the relaxed and hopeful attitude toward life of, not to put too fine a point on it, a turnip, you have also given him the artistic abilities of, and I have no hesitation in using the term again, a turnip."

GWB in Calgary

"The U.S. is blessed as an importer of hydrocarbons to have our major supplier in Canada. To put that in perspective, look at Venezuela as our major supplier," he said to applause. "
What GWB doesn't understand, possibly because he's either evil or retarded, is /why/ Venezuela isn't a good supplier to the US. Think of it as if Canada, the US, and Venezuela were all neighbors. The US needs oil from one of it's neighbors. Now, say you're Venezuela, and the US just keeps barging in, killing and raping your family members, and stealing all your stuff & money, and giving it to their rich friends. Would you want to give your oil to the US, or would you get up in front of the United Nations and start referring to the US as "The Great Satan"?
It's not that hard to figure out. If you kill, and rape, and steal from people, they are /not/ going to like you. Figure it out you retarded assholes.