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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Theology

Given abundantly by grisom at 7:22 PM 0 doomed to die
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Monday, March 2, 2009

DEAR APPLE: FUCK YOU ASSHOLES

Word of advice: never update your iPod firmware. I did a while ago and now my iPod randomly reboots in the middle of songs, in the process completely erasing any playlists I was trying to listen to. Even if I explicitly save them.

"Well!" you say. "You should downgrade your firmware back to the original version." GUESS WHAT? The only way to do that is to completely erase everything on the iPod. This would be no problem if I had easy access to all my music and could just re-load it; but I've been using my iPod as a storage device to save on hard drive space. GUESS WHAT? There is also no way to get my damn music off my iPod for backup.

ASSHOLES.

Given abundantly by grisom at 5:14 PM 5 doomed to die
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Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • I think that historians are talking nonsense, because they don't write their essays in Coq. — Umunmutamku
  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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