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Tezcatlipoca sez:
Canada has a population of about 33 million, and we have ~301 members of Parliament.
Somalia has a population of about 10 million, and they have ~500 members of Parliament.Could you even imagine how effective our government would be with an additional 200 MPs arguing about bullshit, like whether chinese people eat cats?
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<grisom>
Umu! More hellworms!
I know how to convert between the Gregorian and Coptic calendars, but I
also know that the Coptic calendar has drifted rather far from the
year-start originally intended by the Ancient Egyptians. When did the
Egyptian calendar start *when it was invented*?
<umunmutamku> PRELIMINARY WIKIPEDIAING (i am at school and write hastily from a business-bldg computer) seems to indicate the year started with the heliacal rising (?) of the star Sirius.
<grisom> I know!
Supposedly the "heliacal rising" was an astronomical proxy for a certain point in the Nile's flood cycle, which presumably occurs on a specific date in our current calendar. The original Egyptian calendar was exactly 365 days every year, so it got badly out of sync with the Nile by the time it was Romanized into the Coptic calendar. The Coptic calendar itself, with its Julian leap years, has gone even further out of whack since then. So what I want to know, put more precisely, is: If the Coptic calendar were still in sync with the Nile, on what Gregorian date would the Coptic year begin?
(My purpose in all this is to figure out how to line up the Coptic and French Republican month names, of course.)
<grisom> July 20th! Okay, actually that's a Julian date, but it probably doesn't matter too much. This would mean we are currently in Nivose-Meshir.
It was a near-universal experience among people at TAKE7 who spoke three or more languages that trying to rapidly switch between them causes your brain to shut down.
After being informed in Esperanto that a concert that evening was being delayed, I attempted to relay the information to a francophone friend:
— Alors, c'est quand le concert?
— Ça va okazer je le septième et demie.
Astute readers will note that THAT AIN'T NO FRENCH. Here's a breakdown of the total ridiculousness of that sentence:
Ça va okazer je le septième et demie.
French
Esperanto
French words shoehorned into an Esperanto idiom
Thankfully, I managed to stop myself before I actually said this, and instead had to explain in my mother tongue that I didn't know how to speak French right now.
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<umumuntamku> Is there any way this could be further aligned with the Mayan "vague year," which is vaguely similar?
<grisom> Only if you explain it!
<grisom> *looks it up*
<umumuntamku> *gets back from the shower*
I'm glad you did that, because I have no idea where my Native American Mathematics book is right now. Probably buried pretty deep.
<grisom> 18*20, eh? Yeah, the Mayans *would* do it that way, wouldn't they?
Well:
- I'm not feelin' a change from the 12*30 system, which has the support
of Ancient Egypt, the Gnostic Christians, and the French Republic, all
of whom are officially Cool.
<umumuntamku> Indeed, I am in agreement with you here.
<grisom>
- Kinda interesting that the days of the months are numbered 0-19 rather
than 1-20.
- "Bricker (1982) estimates that the Haab' was first used around 550 BCE
with the starting point of the December winter solstice." WIN
<umumuntamku> Hm!
<grisom> 'The five nameless days at the end of the calendar called Wayeb' were thought to be a dangerous time. Foster (2002) writes "During Wayeb, portals between the mortal realm and the Underworld dissolved. No boundaries prevented the ill-intending deities from causing disasters." To ward off these evil spirits, the Maya had customs and rituals they practiced during Wayeb'.'
I RECOMMEND that we accept the notion that the Uayeb is a time when evil deities prowl the streets, but that we consider that AWESOME.
<tezcatlipoca> I agree with all of this (:
<umumuntamku> Uhm... aren't we... coming up on the Uayeb, like, *immediately*? That would be December 27–31, right? *anxious look*
<grisom> No, if the year ends on the solstice we have already passed the Uayeb in safety :)
<umumuntamku> ...
Wait, have I been suffering the ill effects of the Uayeb? Is that why I've felt so horrible recently? When did it happen? When is the solstice?
<grisom> 21 December, so the Uayeb would've been approximately 16-21 December.
<umumuntamku> The 16th of December, Tuesday, was *exactly* when I first started falling ill—I remember this because my body began to feel withered and dead immediately after my Greek exam that day—and the 21st, Saturday, was *exactly* when I stopped feeling like I had some horrible disease—I remember this because Clair arrived that day, and I was relieved to find that I no longer felt unable to move.
On this basis, I propose that the period of 16–20 December was in fact the Uayeb, and the Uayeb was the reason I fell ill. I failed to protect myself against the spirit attacks that I am apparently especially susceptible to.
<grisom> Interesting!
<grisom> Hmm... Well, that does correlate with whatsisface's idea that the Haab' started *on* the Solstice, but I'll have to figure out how to square this with the idea that the last day of the world is (I think) on the solstice. If the 2012 solstice is actually Dec. 22 we have it made. Otherwise I'll have to figure out some kind of justification.
<umumuntamku> *uses a calendar converter*
The last day should be the solstice? Well, do you feel that the last day will be 12.19.19.17.19 or 0.0.0.0.0? Those will be Dec 20 and Dec 21, respectively.
<grisom> I'm told the last day is 13.0.0.0.0.
<umumuntamku> Aight. Then why do we want the 2012 solstice to be on the 22nd? Shouldn't it be on the 21st?
<grisom>
Okay:
1. You say your spirit-sickness ended on the solstice, and that
therefore the Uayeb was the five days *before* the solstice
2. The Uayeb being the end of the year, that makes the solstice the
first day of the next year
3. The last day of this world's existence should be the last day of the
year; that was the whole point to begin with
4. But if the end is actually *on* the solstice, and the solstice is the
first day of the new year, then something in the above three points has
to give.
<umumuntamku> Well, inre: 3, I question that—isn't the last day, 13=0.0.0.0.0, actually the first day of the new year?
<grisom>
...
Yes!
<umumuntamku> The end (which is, after all, just the beginning) takes place in the new year.
<grisom> You are an occult genius.
<umumuntamku> This would make it possible to have the solstice be the 21st, not to mention reaffirm my health-based assessment of the period of the Uayeb. :)
<grisom> Hurray!
<umumuntamku> Well, it's annoying that I have become enough of a brujo that this affects me. I suppose I will have to start adopting the Uayeb ritual practices every year. These apparently include not leaving the house and not combing one's hair, so, uh, I think I can handle it.
<grisom> I just sent Faye Kane some fan mail in which I slyly directed her to our blog! She says she answers ALL emails.
...And she really does! ♥
> Dear Faye,
>
> I randomly stumbled across your blog this weekend. You are really cool!
> I put a permanent link to your site from my band's blog
> (http://qadutu.blogspot.com/).
so THAT explains all my new traffic!
hey, thanx!
I'll go there now...
> You say you want to discuss the signature of the interval metric in special relativity.
..and we're doing it!
> But metric signatures are from general relativity! [NOTE: Not true! I'm dumb.]
how? [See? —G] Where in GR does a metric have a negative term?
> I've never really understood general relativity.
me neither. I only understand the universe to the extent that it's completely empty.
> Always been a big fan of imaginary time dimensions, though.
space is imaginary time, but I think it's more accurate to say that time is imaginary space.
Love,
--faye
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<grisom> This from our favourite autist:
are there any sports you actually /enjoy/?Masturbation! (seriously). I've made it an art form! I could win an Olympic gold medal in masturbation. I could win the Nobel prize in rubbin' the nubbin.
<tezcatlipoca> am *I* autistic?
<grisom> By virtue of your unrivalled prowess in the masturbatory department, you mean?
<umunmutamku> Unrivaled in the masturbatory department, my ass.
... I meant that as an adjectival-predicate sentence in the Egyptian style, like "twice-fine this marijuana."