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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Faye Mail!

<grisom> I just sent Faye Kane some fan mail in which I slyly directed her to our blog! She says she answers ALL emails.

...And she really does!


> Dear Faye,
>
> I randomly stumbled across your blog this weekend. You are really cool!
> I put a permanent link to your site from my band's blog
> (http://qadutu.blogspot.com/).

so THAT explains all my new traffic!

hey, thanx!

I'll go there now...

> You say you want to discuss the signature of the interval metric in special relativity.

..and we're doing it!

> But metric signatures are from general relativity! [NOTE: Not true! I'm dumb.]

how? [See? —G] Where in GR does a metric have a negative term?

> I've never really understood general relativity.

me neither. I only understand the universe to the extent that it's completely empty.

> Always been a big fan of imaginary time dimensions, though.

space is imaginary time, but I think it's more accurate to say that time is imaginary space.

Love,

--faye
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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • I think that historians are talking nonsense, because they don't write their essays in Coq. — Umunmutamku
  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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