Let's Commodify Sexuality

I've never seen a scene like this. It's not like the parties we have. I like it too much.

Screw just because you want to. Screw because it's fun. Screw because they don't want you to.

No useless leniency. Capture the crests Capture the violence

Make it accessible Make it sing our song.

I wear pink because all the girls do. How about you?

Transitions are smooth with a hand up my skirt.

Sex sells more records than rock.

So let's fuck and forget the background hum.

A graphic depiction of the state of international relations in pre-WWI Europe. Italy joined the Triple Entente in April 1915.

GRAND THEFT AUTO: KONNNICHIWA BITCHES!

I am a gay Japanese gangster in a GTA-style game; I am on a rampage; ... forget why ... I have a boyfriend and am groping him, sucking his cock

Ambient Music

How is one supposed to discuss "ambient" music? (or should it be "ambient music"?)This stems off of the whole, "how does one discuss music at all?" issue. I don't want to simply list of a string of adjectives that bear little meaning outside of my individual world-view, but how else can it be described at all?

Specifically: "Gravitational Pull vs. The Desire for an Aquatic Life", how am I supposed to discuss this?I mean, /I/ think this is a great album, except for the time I was awfully tripping-balls... but even then, I chose it because it was one of the most soothing and mellow records I owned, even if in the end it was still /too intense/ for that trip...

So fuck it, why not simply /embrace/ the subjective?

I've owned this album for a good long while now. I bought it, probably, during my first semester at University. I remember spending my three-hour break between history and philosophy sleeping in the St. Josephs college student lounge, listening to this record. Am I subtlely saying this album will put you to sleep? No, but I'm saying this album is /great/ to fall asleep to. Around this time I was also listening to the first cLOUDDEAD album nearly every day (in fact, in that two-year period, I probably listened to cLOUDDEAD 1.5 times a day, on average) So as a triumvirate, I propose SOTL-cLOUDDEAD-Boards of Canada (because they just /fit/, even if I never bought their albums) BoC has the distinction of being one of the first "cool" bands I was aware of (also Plaid--hey umu, remember Plaid? what was that song of thiers I liked?)

I was going to complain about how the song titles are essentially meaningless to me, and mention how indistinguishable the songs themselves are. But that's not to say they aren't "songs", and despite the pace, they do have their own melodies, and they're just as legitimate as any other melodies (in fact, even more legitimate that a lot of "melodies" propagated by Of Montreal, for example)

Initially I wanted to pair this with a discussion of "At All Ends" by dee Yellow Swans, but I think I'll save that discussion for another time. (or possibly later today, depending on how I feel)

GWB in Calgary

"The U.S. is blessed as an importer of hydrocarbons to have our major supplier in Canada. To put that in perspective, look at Venezuela as our major supplier," he said to applause. "
What GWB doesn't understand, possibly because he's either evil or retarded, is /why/ Venezuela isn't a good supplier to the US. Think of it as if Canada, the US, and Venezuela were all neighbors. The US needs oil from one of it's neighbors. Now, say you're Venezuela, and the US just keeps barging in, killing and raping your family members, and stealing all your stuff & money, and giving it to their rich friends. Would you want to give your oil to the US, or would you get up in front of the United Nations and start referring to the US as "The Great Satan"?
It's not that hard to figure out. If you kill, and rape, and steal from people, they are /not/ going to like you. Figure it out you retarded assholes.

Arian Baptistry

Hey zeus, that Jesus looks a-mighty feminine... and who's that a-bearded fella that isn't John the Baptist?

Don't Worry Mom