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<tezcatlipoca> Ahh Griz, you're wonderful (:

<grisom> Wanna inspect me for fecal matter later? :)

<tezcatlipoca> Later Grisom, later. (:

I mean, I know my cock is fucking huge (ever since I had an elephant cock grafted over top of my own) but I don't think it'll quite reach across the 10 blocks or so that separate us right now (:

<grisom> I didn't know that (about the elephant cock)

Luckily my anus is already well stretched from all that time fucking Umunmutamku, horses.

<tezcatlipoca> Yeah (about the elephant cock)

As I explained to Sean & Noel, the doctors were all like "this is stupid! You'll have no feeling!" and I don't, it's kinda like I'm wearing a huge leathery sock over my cock, and unless you stimulate only the very base of my cock, nothing happens.

I think I might've been drunk & high when I insisted on the procedure...

<grisom> So you're pretty much required to put it *allllll* the way in then :)

<tezcatlipoca> well, I would be, 'cept it's not really possible, 'cause of how they did the surgery...

<grisom> ? Do tell...

<tezcatlipoca> (truth is, I'm not quite sure what you were talking about)

but since there's no way that I could provide the blood necessary to make my elephant cock fully erect, they basically put a steel rod through it...

<grisom> I was saying that since you only have feeling at the base, you will have to insert your modified cock "up to the hilt", as it were

<tezcatlipoca> Ahh, yes indeed. Unfortunately that usually results in death or, at best, severe internal trauma for everyone who isn't an elephant, so sad to say, sex is rather unfulfilling these days. (but y'know what is fulfilling? Talking about my huge elephant cock (: )

<grisom> Well, as far as *our* plans for tonight go: You know how that Mirin Dajo guy had these like corridors of scar tissue through his body so you could stick a sword all the way through without hurting him? Yeah.

<tezcatlipoca> I don't know that Mirin Dajo guy,

but if yr saying what I think yr saying, I'm gonna be "giving you yr nutrients" as it were...

I'll have Jamee send you a picture of what I mean...

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