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Monday, September 28, 2009

Via Umu, who inexplicably sent this to his follow authors, but not to you(s), dear reader(s)

Given abundantly by grisom at 7:26 PM 1 doomed to die
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

A word from our sponsors

Robot:
The rectum is the thick coating of fat enveloping whales.
The rectum is the opening of the universe.
The rectum is the opening at the anus.
The anus is the opening of the window.

Robot:
The heart is the principal extensor of the solar system.
The humerus is the principal extensor of the nervous system.
The ankle is the principal extensor of the body which connects the head with the calf of the solar system.
A bokken is a gland used for filtering urine from the body with the calf of the body to the point of orgasm.
Given abundantly by Gorgon The Space Monster at 7:51 PM 0 doomed to die
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Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • I think that historians are talking nonsense, because they don't write their essays in Coq. — Umunmutamku
  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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