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Showing posts with label FANTASTIC ASIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FANTASTIC ASIA. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Burnstanding

It's like punching the fucking ocean, hoping for a TKO, well guess what liberals, YOU CAN'T PUNCH THE FUCKING OCEAN!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Our Glorious History: An Interlude

<grisom> the Persians have the most accurate calendar in the world. It has an error of about one day every three thousand years.

<grisom> Correction: The Persians have the most accurate calendar in the world. It has an error of about one day every THIRTY thousand years.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Some ways to write The Knowledge in Arabic script

WAY BEST WAY
I have never been able to quite get the hang of the laam+meem ligature. But this is the general idea.



FOREIGNERS ARE VERY CAREFUL
careful careful not to use ligatures if they do not have to.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Something Cool

Voilà. This post should look more or less like the picture up top; if it doesn't, your browser is disastrously uncool.

If it looks right, try clicking the box at the bottom (with the connected letters in it). Try clicking the equals sign, too.

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Maxims and minims for the wise and the foolish

  • I think that historians are talking nonsense, because they don't write their essays in Coq. — Umunmutamku
  • LANGUAGE IS A HIERARCHICAL AUTHORITY
    A GOVERNMENT OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS — Tezcatlipoca
  • Whoever fights against the empire, becomes the empire. [or something along those lines] — Philip K. Dick [as told to Tezcatlipoca]
    • We’re not fighting the empire! We are the empire! Go away, or we'll smack you with this stick! — Tezcatlipoca
  • You don't have to be straight to shoot straight. — Barry Goldwater
    • Indeed, we must prevent life, which is frequently fatal. — Umunmutamku
      • There are also a number of legitimate scientific reasons for it as well (though I don't know what they are) — Tezcatlipoca
  • Instead of thinking of Scripture as a manual, I try to think of the Bible as ‘a boyfriend’. — punkrainbow
    • Your feelings are lying to you. — Jer 17:9
  • READ A BOOK, I'M SURE IT'S IN ONE OF THEM. — Tezcatlipoca
    • Books are full of bullshit and lies! — Tezcatlipoca
      • We will lie to you but we will lie to ourselves as well. You will, however, see through our lies and grasp the shining truth within. — The KLF
  • A Gnostic is by definition a knower, and since knowledge supersedes belief, a knower cannot very well be a believer. — Stephan A. Hoeller
    • talking about the great unknown is ridiculous. it’s THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-KNOWN — Anonymous
      • The enemy knows the system. — Claude Shannon

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