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Thursday, March 18, 2010

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So we have spambots crawling around like ants these days. I try to leave ants alone if they're doing something cool, like carrying their fallen comrades back to the nest or dancing in a top hat or scurrying away in terror or something.

NOT COOL

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Ooh, sounds sexy and dangerous! NOT.
Note also the l33t use of BBCode.

COOL

Blogger 甜心時刻 said...

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I PUT IT TO YOU THAT THIS IS IMPORTANT ADVICE

Anonymous Anonymous said...

На этом независимом блоге вы сможете узнать, что такое создание сателлитов, настройка Wordpess%сайт сателлит. Кроме этого вы найдете для себя еще кое-какие неизвестные секреты успеха. Окунитесь в совершенный мир, где ваши электронные деньги становятся реальностью! You are welcome! Be happy!

Aww. Thanks, Anonymous! You too! I have no idea what 95% of that meant; perhaps you are secretly slinging horrible insults at me. I hope so! ♥

Anonymous オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

I know even less Chinese Japanese than Russian, but clearly this is some awesome poetry or something. About sex. 5 STARS.

Given abundantly by grisom at 8:51 AM
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1 comment:

grisom said...

Incidentally I ran the foreign stuff through Google Translate and was fairly disappointed :/

March 22, 2010 at 12:16 PM

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