ACT ONE
“ahhh, ahhh, ahhh,” Tearing up my lips with bonghits, it’s like learning to drive all over again. This is the emmy award winning episode, this is the face that broke the heart. Holy shit, I think she’s drunk all over again, somewhere, like, not understanding violence and rage, wanton destructiveness; a Kaliningrad oblast/the fucked up hyperreality of our commercial world—what will future anthropology tell us/say about us? If the first necessary step is to locate the work in some community in some known historical time and space… my community, my peers? No, I’m like the fucking israelities, such a powerful and conscious rejection of the community that you are forced to address it on its own terms. Well, one can only hope.
Time for me, boyee. Time such down cow with a straw, suck cow down, trapped in hyperbole, surreal, meaningless vacuum.
Just fucking zoning.
Friday, July 3, 2009
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Last night, while I was being intimate with your mother, she said:
YOUR MOM IS A GADGET
AND I FUCK IT
MOSURALALALAND
MOTH, ER, LAND = MOTHER LAND
CHRISTOS ANESTI
CHRISTOS ANESTI
6 comments:
Should we worship the golden calf or not? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CUSTOMS!!!
I think that you should worship the golden calf, but only if it's really awesome. Like, say it's got rockets or something. I'd worship a golden calf with rockets.
It depends on whether you're worshipping the golden calf as a personification of your ancestors, or worshipping it as a diety itself. EITHER WAY, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE AN ERECTION, YOU'RE GOLDEN... Stay golden Pony-boy, stay golden...
So a generative featural representation of our Golden Calf so-far:
[+] Golden
[+] Calf
[-] Pony
[+] AWESOME
[-] lame
[+] Rockets
[-] Dagon
[+] Erection
[-] Flaccid
[?] Deity
[?] Ancestors
[-] Male
[-] Female
[+] Hermaphrodite
[-] Submarine
Yesss!
Actually, though, I'm not sure where you got this [-] Submarine from and I must voice my disagreement on that particular point. Because hey, hermaphroditic deity/ancestor golden submarine calf with rockets! I think we're nearing perfection here. [+] Submarine all the way!
Next question: Can we construct a golden calf tableau? What are the constraint rankings here? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
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